DUCK! IT’S POOP!
A ridiculous little browser arcade game about a duck, cats, toilet paper, and questionable life choices.
The cats are dropping poop.
You are a duck.
Fortunately, you have toilet paper.
You are a duck.
Fortunately, you have toilet paper.
DUCK! IT’S POOP! is a tiny, ridiculous arcade game about dodging poop and launching toilet-paper rolls at an increasingly troublesome collection of pastel cats.
Clear the cats, survive as long as you can, and see how high you can push your score.
No download. No account. Just play.
How to play
Move: ← → or A / D
Throw toilet paper: Spacebar
On a phone or tablet: Use the touch controls. Tap to launch TP and dodge by sliding your finger across the screen.
You have 3 lives. Hit the cats to earn points, dodge what they’re dropping, and clear each level. Your monthly and all-time best scores are saved on this device.
Getting hit costs a life, so keep an eye on what the cats are dropping.
About the Game
DUCK! IT’S POOP! started with original artwork and a very stupid idea: what if a cute little duck had to defend itself from poop-dropping cats using toilet paper?
Apparently the answer was to make the game.
The characters and artwork were created specifically for this project, and the whole thing was designed as a tiny browser arcade game you can understand almost immediately and play whenever you have a few minutes to waste.
How far did you get? Drop your score below.